Dorothy has decided which sororities, er, sorority she's going to pledge and makes some unwise choic...

Dorothy has made some…interesting new friends. Although their sorority skills are great, they have a...

Meet Dorothy's new boy. And his baggage.

Dorothy is a shoe-in for a bid to MST. Or so she thought. Oh sweet summer child.

How do you solve a problem like Dorothy-Blob? How do you catch a cloud and use it to cheer up your f...

What could go wrong at a sleepover? Seriously, trust an Episode Description Writer, this will just b...

Okay...sooo I, your humble Episode Description Writer, was wrong about the last episode. I apologize...

The gang return from the union meeting and recap their pear-ilous confrontation.

Miller and Dorothy forget the camera is on. A lot. Plus, the girls meet Miller for the first time an...

Alex and Miller work through the drama of their shared past the best way possible - in front of ever...

Despite some tensions, the group goes on a mission to plant a bug in Rick's office. Meanwhile, Alex ...

There is a party. And foam swords! There are heart-to-hearts. And foam swords!!! There is dancing. A...

Everyone makes smart choices and nothing goes wrong! Is what I would write if I were writing this ep...

Can I tell you a story? It's about 4 friends: Schmorthy, Schmortia, Schmariana & Schmiller. Once...

Blaster toys solve all problems right? Right? Well, Dorothy & Co. seem to think so. And maybe if...

Dorothy, Ariana, Miller & Portia. Or as I sometimes call them: DAMP. No. NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ...

Sigh. Let's be honest. Our heroes have gone off the rails. And there's nothing you or I can do about...

This was an emotional roller coaster. I need to go lie down. You go ahead without me. I'll meet you ...

Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? Hey, who turned out the lights? (Hey...

Wow. This episode has everything. A new location. French accents. Dramatic poses. People rolling aro...

I don't know if any of you read these…or even know I exist. But I'm kinda sad. I thought now that ou...

This episode is so long and so much happens in it, I don't even know where to BEGIN to describe it. ...

Right! Sorry about last week's description! We're going to turn things around and make these descrip...

An excited Dorothy becomes a Mu Sigma Theta pledge! (I don't think this is working!) And spends some...

Dorothy furiously tries to set things right after Connie's private photos are leaked. I've decided t...

Dorothy tries to stop Connie from leaving! They just sent me my next assignment. It means I'll be le...

Dorothy and the Mu Sigma Theta sisters begin Operation REMSTCIATISADCWSFAVBAPBP by throwing a fundra...

The girls try to stop Rochefort & the union from wrecking their fundraiser before they run out of Ti...

It's time to say goodbye to Connie. And to Episode Description Writer 251214. They have already been...